started from the bottom and im still lying on the cold hard ground

one of these days my expert baby smackdown posts is gonna get thousands of notes and im gonna be known as the master baby shamer

yea ok dad jokes are cool but how about those granddad jokes hmm

im to stressed to be funny

NON ASIAN PEOPLE WHO APPRECIATE ASIAN CULTURE WITHOUT FETISHIZING IT ARE MY FAVORITES

hahahhaa *punches ur arm* hahhaha *slaps ur butt* hahaha *holds ur hand* hahahhaha *kisses ur mouth* ahaha

booshifer:

//slowly follows all of alice’s blogs bc i love her//

ur a dORK I LOVE U

her: u wanna know what turns me on?
him: yeah
her: u wanna know what REALLY turns me on?
him: yeAH
her: *leans in close to his ear*
her: *shouts* THE DESTRUCTION OF THE PATRIARCHY

people who are always nice to students with low-paying jobs deserve eternal life tbh (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

"evil" is "live" spelled backwards that means it s evil to live. hahaha ah. i mean wait what

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